June 2012
29 posts
When someone trips in class
The whole class is like:
Then there’s that one kid who is like:
“Guys, that wasn’t funny.”
You’re just like:
via sodamnrelatable
I seriously regret liking over 1000+ pages on facebook when it was cool 3 years ago
- regular fans: OH MY GOD IS HE GONNA DIE
- me: no, he signed a two year contract, he's good
- Mom: You do nothing all day
- Me: I convert oxygen to carbon dioxide
- Me: I regenerate cells
- Me: I transmit nerve signals to my brain
- Me: I digest food
- Me: How is that nothing
aye one time i owed the library like 400 dollas man.
it was the summer of 7th grade going to 8th
a nigga was stressed and depressed
walking home like
“how the fuck did i manage to do this to myself”
on the brink of tears everyday scared to tell my mom
luckily they had this program
“read away your fees” or some shit like that
every half an hour you sat in the library and read it took 2 dollars off
my niggas.
my mother aint see me for about a month and a half.
“thank god I had the quadratic equation to calculate the parabola of the ball I just threw.”
—no one
facebook now tells you when people have seen the messages you sent?
this is an invasion of my privacy to blatantly ignore people and pretend it’s on accident
